this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever
Via These violent delights have violent ends.
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
(Source: timorleste)
Oh, Timmy. Now you’re just somebody that I used to know…
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
ACT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING
This made my day, I mean I’d rather laugh about this because every time I think about it it makes me upset.
Timmy’s parents pawned their wedding rings so they could pay for him to play hockey when he was young. Now he’s throwing his dream and passion away because of political and economic issues? I’m disappointed.






